Hockey Gritty If You’re Reading This, We’re Sorry by Max Kalmes October 11, 2018 Weeks prior, I had written a contravening article speaking for myself and ultimately the entire nation on the Philadelphia Flyers’ new, “nightmare-fueled” mascot, Gritty. The extent to which I believed that unfavorably describing Gritty as “satanic,” and an “unwell Muppet” would persist throughout his maniacal mascot career was highly inaccurate. In fact, the 180 took place about ten hours later at what would probably be the most notorious mascot debut in NHL history. His inaugural appearance began with an evident lack of presumably the one desired competency an ice hockey team would ask for on a mascot application. You know, the ability to ice skate. Grit personified… Can’t keep Gritty down pic.twitter.com/ercWlj8AUT — Nick Maraldo (@nickmaraldo) September 25, 2018 Only to be followed by the arbitrary and violent misuse of the T-shirt cannon. https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1044372945802588166 The uproar of boo’s that filled Wells Fargo on September 24th was easily the most misleading reaction Flyers’ fans could give the uncoordinated mascot. Me 10 hours ago: Gritty is dumb as hell Me now: I will die for Gritty — Hurricane Mike (parody) (@Mikelennial) September 25, 2018 The ludicrous antics had certainly not diminished following opening night. Since Gritty clearly couldn’t skate, apparently dangling him 30 feet in the air was the wiser and more qualified choice of entrance. GRITTY FROM THE RAFTERS @spittinchiclets pic.twitter.com/EJsbFvUrAE — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 9, 2018 I guess I love Gritty now. https://t.co/wb7kddtAn8 — Matt Mullin (@matt_mullin) October 10, 2018 Like the rest of the nation, I was quick to react. I now love Gritty. The ingenious idea of this horrifying yet viral sensation of a mascot is actually a corporate guerrilla marketing campaign, and is working brilliantly. Maybe this is what Philly needed in lieu of a successful Eagles season, and we are all here for it. Even if it may eventually go too far soon enough. Post Views: 1,697 The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Max Kalmes Social Media Manager for Double G Sports. Latest posts by Max Kalmes (see all) Tavares’ 300th Goal Contributed to Devils 20th Loss of the Season - January 11, 2019 Coach Quenneville rumors are flying like Gritty in the rafters - December 19, 2018 St. John’s Shamorie Ponds Earns MBWA Player of the Week Honor - December 18, 2018 Boys and girls basketball state titles to be decided in Rose Hill Gym from 2020-2022 - December 18, 2018 Related Topics Click to comment You must be logged in to post a comment Login Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment. Newsletter Subscription Can't Miss Posts! MadFit Dance Workout Videos — Fitness Fun for All by Elizabeth DiPietro | posted on March 15, 2021 Will Michael Jordan’s Exclusive Golf Course Enable Him To Take On The Pros? by Katie Malespina | posted on March 30, 2021 Whoop Rewards Employees With $100 Each Month To Sleep by Inesh Chari | posted on March 22, 2021 Michael Jordan Could Change the Future of Nascar for the Better by Inesh Chari | posted on March 30, 2021 The Mockery of A Sport: Paul vs. Askren by Brandon Berrios | posted on April 19, 2021 More in Hockey Tim Peel is Discharged After Caught on Hot Mic Tim Peel was Discharged from the NHL After He was Caught on the Hot... NHL, Amazon Web Services Partner to Develop New Stats, Data, and Insights The National Hockey League (NHL) is partnering with Amazon Web Services (AWS) in an... You Know I’m Right, Episode 81: ESPN’s Arda Ocal (Audio/Video) On the 81st episode of You Know I’m Right, Nick Durst and Joe Calabrese are joined by... You Know I’m Right, Episode 80: MSG Network’s Bill Pidto (Audio/Video) On the 80th episode of You Know I’m Right, Nick Durst and Joe Calabrese are joined by... Flyer of the Week Rankings: Week One Islanders ready to rally around Lehner